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Open Letter To President Bush

January 20, 2009 By: Woody Category: Fun Stuff, On My Mind No Comments →

January 20th, 2009

Well Mr. Bush, we’re finally done with you. Done with your lies, your war mongering, your political corruptness, you just plain stupidity. I have no doubt you will go down in history as one of the worst U.S. Presidents of all time. You waged a war for all the wrong reasons. You proved yourself inept as a President. You’ve shown the world you have no idea of what is really going on.

Bush, The Worst President In History Of US

Bush, The Worst President In History Of US

Mr. Bush - you claim to be a christian, but just what God are you listening too? There is no place in the bible that says you should torture prisoners, kill innocent people, or lie. There is no place in the bible that says you should wage an unjust ware on another nation. There is no place in the Bible that contains anything that you’ve done.

You nearly bankrupt our nation. Spending money needed at home on your own private little sick schemes. Hundreds of thousands of Americans are out of work and lost their homes and you have no idea what’s happening. That slut wife of yours says “He protected the nation”. Yeah, right! Protected it from what and how. By having a war with another country that had nothing to do with the 9/11 tragedy?

Mr. Bush - what makes you any better than the Muslim people you say you protect us from? You’ve made the entire nation following your corrupt of ideas of justice. You’ve forced us without giving us any choice to torture prisoners and kill innocent people. You’ve sent thousands of young american men to their deaths, all because you listened to “God”. Mr. Bush - you weren’t listening to God! You were listening to Satan. You were listening to the God of war and death just like the Muslim people do.

My advice Mr. Bush - spend the rest of your life reading the Bible that you so proudly claim to love. Than - pray for forgiveness and your own soul. You’ll face judgment day, and I hope you’re ready to pay for all your lies, deceit and corruption. May you burn in hell, sir! You fucked us all again. You literally are the worst President the United States has ever had in it’s entire history. I hope you get the rewards you deserve! You are no better than the enemy you claim to fight, you are worse! I hope you sleep well tonight Mr. Bush. The American people hate you!

Terms For Female Masturbation!

January 15, 2009 By: Woody Category: Fun Stuff No Comments →

Accordion Solo
Banging the Beezer
Battery-testing
Beating around the bush
Beating the Bush
Blooming
Blossoming
Boffing the Bud
Bouncing on the Bed
Buffing the Muff
Bushwhacking
Buttering the Potato
Butting the Bead
Buzzing
Caressing the Kitty
Churning the Cream
Cleaning the Clam
Clit Twit
Combing the Brush
Copying Georgia O’Keefe
Crossing the Great Divide
Crossing the Swamp
Deep Dishin’
Digging a Trench
Digitizing
Doing Laps
Dunking the Beaver
Enjoying a little Southern Comfort
Entering No Man’s Land
Exploring the Deep South
Fanning the Furnace
Feeding the Beaver
Feeding the Fish
Feeding the Other Mouth
Finger Dancing
Finger Fun
Fingering the Accused
Flicking the Switch
Flipping the Bean
Flipping the Flaps
Flipping through the Pages
Four-lip Whistling
Galloping on the Goldstar
Going on a Finger Ride
Greasing the Skillet
Gusset tryping
Having a Sushi Party
Hiking Through the Grand Canyon
Holding the Hamster
Hoodwinking
In the Hand Cream
Invoking Venus
Jilling-Off
Juicing It Up
Jump-starting the River
Lady Fingers and Cream
Launching a Class Probe
Loobing Your Goob
Making Kitty Purr
Making the Oysters Smile
Making Waves
Mistressbate
Muff Ruffing
Navel Maneuvers
On the Waterslide
One Hand Clapping
Opening the Honey Pot
Parting the Petals
Parting the Red Sea
Pearl Diving
Performing for Mr. Swaggart
Petal Pushing
Petting the Kitty
Pitching in the Bush League
Polishing the Pearl
Praising the Orchid
Pressing the Pleats
Primin’ the Hymen
Pushing the Puch
Pushing the Red Button
Reading Braille
Riding the Curl
Riding the Wild Hand
Ringing for the Maid
Rolling the Mink
Romancing the Rose
Rowing the Little Man in the Boat
Saying the Rosary
Scrambling the Bramble
Scrubbing the Cake Pan
Scuffing the Muff
Searching for Spock
Shelling the Bean
Shooting the Pink Marble
Shooting the Rapids
Shucking the Oyster
Skimming the Cream
Slamming the Clam
Sliming the Moat
Spelunking
Spreading the Pedals
Squeezing the Charmin
Stirring the Cauldron
Strokin’ the Slick
Strummin’ the Big Open
Strumming
Surfing at Finger Beach
Switching to Auto-pilot (vibrator)
Taking a Trip South
The Task at Hand
The Wild Ride
Tickling her Fancy
Tickling the Moustache
Tickling the Taco
Tip Toeing Through The Two Lips
Tossing the Pink Salad
Touch-typing
Traveling Past the Mason-Dixon Line
Twanging the Kitty Wire
Tweaking the Program
Vulva Aria
Waking the Butterfly
Yawning
Zipping on the Zundap

Big Natuals, Real MILF Breasts & Nipples!

January 05, 2009 By: Woody Category: Fun Stuff No Comments →

I found the most 2 most fabulous sex sites that I’ve seen for a long time. They feature a really hot amateur MILF named Molly. Molly gives men real amateur handjobs, and Molly Really Spanks Men!

I contacted Molly and asked her permission to use a picture or two of hers and talk about her. Her’s part of her long reply to me.

Because when ever I give a man a spanking or handjob, I let him play with my bare breasts. I just thought it would fun to share with you my newest post on my site at Molly’s Sexy Nails. My fans, through my forum, requested an entire big full feature set of just me and my breasts. Of course I did one, I always try to do special requests that my fans submit. Now, joining my forums is free, no charge at all. All you need is a legitimate email address which I never share with anyone. It just lets me send you update information and stuff about me.

My long nails and my natural breast and nipple.

My long nails and my natural breast and nipple.

My two big forums are “Molly’s Really Spanked Men” and “Molly’s Sexy Nails Handjobs”. They’re both really active and filled with fun loving people and couples like yourself.

So anyway, yes - I bared my breasts. They’re all natural and have been appreciated by many men, in many different ways. My husband took the pictures and yes my boyfriend was there for the whole session. He was so horny by the time we were done! I told him “Too Bad, I’ll just have to do a feature handjob and spanking with him before long”. There’s even pictures of my boyfriend feeling my bare breasts up, it’s one of his favorite things to do while my husband watches and takes pictures.

I wore a new pair of very soft and silky black pajamas and the top was either open or off for all the pictures. My husband helped me fill my fans requests by posing me in every possible position and pose, all with my breasts clearly visible for your enjoyment. There’s also some extreme close ups of just my nipples. The nipples every man loves to suck. The nipples that breast fed my kids. If you haven’t found my “Molly’s Sexy Nails Forum” yes just click here. If you’ve never visited one of my sites, you’ll find them here at “Molly’s Sexy Nails Handjobs” or “Really Spanked”.

Yes, I really do it! I give my boyfriend handjobs and spanking. I do the real deal, no fakes here like most most web sites. So if you’d like to see a real live amateur MILF having fun with her boyfriend - just come visit me.

Prosecute Bush and Cheney For War Crimes

December 20, 2008 By: Woody Category: Fun Stuff No Comments →

Both Bush and Cheney are responsible for the rape of the United States. They took us to war for all the wrong reasons. They ordered the killing and torture of innocent people.

The Idiots Themselves!

The Idiots Themselves!

They destroyed the nations, and the worlds economy. They lied to the world and the especially the American people about everything they’ve done.

Without a doubt they will go down in history as the most corrupt and worst government leaders in the history of the United States. And what are we, the American people doing about it? Nothing! American citizens have become a bunch of gutless sheep blindly following a corrupt government and enabling it to happen. We’ve believed the lies, we’ve condoned the injustices.

As I recall there’s a few words in our Constitution that says “We the people…” Just where in the hell did We The People Go??? The government of the United States has nothing to do with our own welfare. The government of the United States exists only to feed it’s self. Getting bigger and more oppressive, feeding off of our hard earned money which we pay in taxes.

Bush and Cheney Did This!

Bush and Cheney Did This!

Isn’t it about time we took the government of our country back? Isn’t it about time We The People again where in charge of our nation and of ourselves? Instead we’ve given control to corrupt politicians hell bent on making money for themselves.

And just who are these corrupt politicians you ask? ALL OF THEM! All politicians are corrupt, living off the people they pretend to govern. The ONLY reason anyone goes into politics is to partake in the political spoils, the money, the privileges, the big mansions, the unlimited freebies they all get.

George Bush and Dick Cheney ordered a War of Aggression against Iraq. This constitutes a Crime Against Peace - for which Nazi leaders were prosecuted at the Nuremberg Trials - and violates the UN Charter. Iraq never attacked the US or threatened an attack, so the US was not acting legally in self-defense, which is permitted under the UN Charter. Iraq played no role in the September 11, 2001 attack on the US and never provided material support to any terrorist group that attacked the US, so even the non-legal Bush doctrine of preemptive attack did not apply.

At the time of the US attack, Iraq was nearing full compliance with UN Resolution 1441 and prior resolutions requiring disarmament, and the majority of the Security Council believed UN inspectors should be given more time, so the US was not enforcing UN resolutions, as it claims. George Bush and Dick Cheney ordered the invasion of Iraq in order to bring about a regime change, which was never authorized by a UN resolution, and violates the UN Charter.

A Crime Against Peace is defined as “planning, preparation, initiation or waging of a war of

Bush & Cheney Murder Civilians

Bush & Cheney Murder Civilians

aggression, or a war in violation of international treaties, agreements or assurances, or participation in a common plan or conspiracy for the accomplishment of any of the foregoing.” By invading Iraq, Bush has committed a Crime Against Peace.

George Bush and Dick Cheney ordered the bombing of civilian areas like Baghdad (with 5 million innocent civilians) and Basra. This resulted in the deaths of hundreds of non-combatants, in violation of Geneva Convention (IV) Relative to the Protection of Civilian Persons in Time of War, August 12, 1949. Article 3(1): The following acts are and shall remain prohibited at any time and in any place whatsoever with respect to [non-combatants]: (a) violence to life and person, in particular murder of all kinds, mutilation, cruel treatment and torture.[/list]

George Bush and Dick Cheney are ultimately responsible for the torture and murder of Iraqi prisoners, which resulted from policies that were approved by Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, White House Counsel Alberto Gonzales, and Vice President Cheney himself. These policies were adopted with full knowledge that they could result in war crimes, which persuaded Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee to urge Attorney General Alberto Gonzales to appoint a special prosecutor.

George Bush and Dick Cheney filled their pockets, and the pockets of gigantic industry while We The People suffered and went without decent health insurance, decent wages, and even a decent life style. And yet we let them! Bush and Cheney should be arrested and charged for what they are - criminals who fucked the people of the entire world over. If we as Americans don’t stand up and insist on this - We The People are Fucked Again!

Hot New Amateur Blog: My Naughty Anne!

September 20, 2008 By: Woody Category: Fun Stuff No Comments →

Here’s another fantastic amateur that’s so good I just have to link to it:

Blog Title: My Naughty Anne!

Here’s a fun little excerpt from her blog:
“His cock was on the short side but nice and thick. Sucking cock makes me so horny that my pussy always drips from all of the wetness. That is why I rarely suck cock without getting fucked in the end. I had already made my mind up that I was not going to fuck Mark behind the stadium press box in the dirt but that did not mean I could not give him the best blowjob of his life. Well that may be hyperbole but damn I was going to make him cum good. LOL”


It’s all about this real amateur girl! Give her a visit!
Naughty Anne
* Age: 30
* Gender: Female
* Astrological Sign: Taurus
* Zodiac Year: Horse
* Location: California

Women Who Give Handjobs

September 14, 2008 By: Woody Category: Fun Stuff No Comments →

All sex is good! Some sex is fantastic!! I’m talking about handjobs now folks. Yes, the soft wet tongue of a young lady on your hard cock is very nice. That tongue though can’t compete with ten talented fingers of a young girls hand on cock. Those fingers can go places and do things that no tongue can!

Most men find it even more arousing knowing that not only is she holding your cock, she’s looking at! Not only is she looking and feeling you up really good - She’s going to make you cum! When you cum - She’s going to watch you! Now it just can’t get any better than that can it?

Here’s an experiment to try tonight when you get home. Ask your wife or girlfriend if she’s ever given another man a handjob. Chances are she has, more than once too. When you dating a handjob is like almost perfect sex. No risk of STD’s or pregnancy, and she can still walk away and be a virgin (if there is such a thing any more!)

Women Who Give Handjobs is a huge high quality site of real amateur young women who just love to make men cum. And guess what! They are all waiting to watch you cum for them!

Big Tits Ahoy!

July 23, 2008 By: Woody Category: Fun Stuff No Comments →

There isn’t a guy on this earth that doesn’t just love big knockers. Sure, little tits are ok - I’d never miss a chance to feel em and fuck em. But big one’s - OM! Some girls are blessed with a bounty of breasts that just bed a guy to play with them.

TitsAhoy BoobJob

TitsAhoy BoobJob

Real naturals are best. I mean who wants a mouth full of plastic silicone! Real natural big tits are meant for long term nightly play. You can suck them, hold them, pull the nipples, slide your cock in between them and fuck them, - the list is endless!

We see them every day. On the street or at work. Huge big natural bouncing breasts that we all stare at and drool. It’s the way guys are made. It’s what we’re supposed to do. If you’re into big natural tit action this is a site meant for you. TitsAhoy gives you amateurs that titty fuck, than will let you suck and play as long as you want.

The Wife Lottery

July 16, 2008 By: Woody Category: Fun Stuff No Comments →

I suspect that most men with a healthy imagination have at some time imagined their own wife wife with another man. Most men just never admit to it. I admit to it! For years I’ve imagined my wife with another man. Not to screw up my marriage, not to change the world, it’s just because that’s the way my mind works.

Lottery Winner

Lottery Winner

Just imagine this! You have some special lottery tickets printed, of course they are numbered. You than sell them to your friends, the guys at work and who every you meet on the street. It should be easy to sell them! The night of the drawing gets a chance to fuck your wife when the winning ticket is drawn.

The night of the lottery, all the men who bought tickets shoe up. Your wife comes out wearing something very sexy and revealing. The drinks are flowing, the jokes and laughter are loud as your wife circulates and talks with the men. You give them one last chance to buy a ticket and a lot of them buy several. Than you hold the drawing! Your wife brings all the ticket stubs in, you hold it and she draws one ticket - the winning ticket!

You call out the winning number for all to hear, winner must be present of corse. A voice from the back of the crowd yells out “It’s Me! It’s Me!”. One of your co-workers walks up to the front. You verify his ticket as the winner. He’s the man who will get to fuck your wife!

Now, you want to make a little extra $$? You tell him he has to wear a condom, but for just $100 more he can fuck her without a rubber and cum inside of her. Than you tell him it’s going to be just straight fucking, no oral, no anal, nothing extra. BUT! For a little extra money he can have anal sex with her, he can get a blowjob, he can… He can fucking buy anything he wants.

As a mater of fact if he wants to spend the entire night with her, or even an entire weekend, he can if he pays a little extra! Than, next week you start all over again. The wife lottery! Let other men fuck your wife! Sell them chances and make a ton of extra money, plus your just going to love the idea of her bringing how a pussy full of another mans cum for you to enjoy!

Couples Making Babies, No Rubbers Allowed!

July 11, 2008 By: Woody Category: Fun Stuff Comments Off

I don’t know of any man, myself included - that likes fucking a woman with a condom on. Those dam things not only wreck all the great feelings of a tight vagina squeezing a hard penis, a condom also ruins the best part of sex. What’s that you say? Cumming (shooting your load) straight into

No Rubbers Allowed

No Rubbers Allowed

a lovely young woman’s pussy. I mean that’s what it’s all about. Sticking your stick, straight into her hole and screwing her for all your worth! I mean that’s the way sex is supposed to be!

Well “Couples Making Babies” is aimed right at that feeling. It’s what real sex is about! If she gets pregnant - well I guess that’s her problem. You entire goal in life is to simply shoot you load deep into her pussy and fertilize her eggs. I mean that’s what sex is all about right?

Couples Making Babies features amateurs fucking for real, no rubbers, no birth control allowed! They just go for it. If your sperm finds her eggs - that’s great! If you sperm doesn’t find her eggs - there’s always the next time!

Couples Making Babies - It’s the way sex is supposed to be! Don’t waste you cum by pumping it into a rubber! Give her your full load! Straight into her vagina! No protection, no rubbers, no pills - Just your full load straight into her! That’s what Couples Making Babies is all about! Fuck her, that fuck her again. She’ll be fucked again many times over!

Wife Seduction! Want to be a cuckold?

July 01, 2008 By: Woody Category: Fun Stuff No Comments →

Okay! You’re a pervert just like me - if you’re not, well go away! Wife Seduction is back up and running, it’s bigger and better than ever! It’s all about those of us who want another man to fuck our wives!

Wife Seduction!

Wife Seduction!

Maybe your wife needs the experience to freshen up your love life. Maybe she’s never had another man other than you! Maybe you want her bring home a pussy full of cum for you! For whatever the reason might be it’s a very common desire for most of us married men.

Now, who’s going to be her lover? You could find a man for her. You could give him all the details about her, but make him swear that he’ll never tell her your behind all this! Tell about her hobbies, her likes and dislikes, her personal details. Than you just have to arrange for them to meet. You’d start slow of course, letting them get to know each other. Than as things build you start giving them more and more time together without you being there.

Pretty soon they’re going out for coffee without you, maybe even going to a movie or a dinner. Finally with your help he springs the question on her. He wants to have her as his lover and she agrees! All you ask is that he tells you all the wonderful details of they’re relationship, you want to know everything!

Will your wife let him cum inside of her? That’s up to you. Maybe you’ll ask him to wear a rubber, maybe you’ll tell him not too wear a rubber. She could come home to you after their date with a pussy full of his cum! Wife Seduction - you’re just going to love it!